Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
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you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
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They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Randomize