My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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