whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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