..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
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Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
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At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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