How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
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you're a terrible sibling
Urban Dictionary: FTL - 18 definitions - The opposite of FTW (For the Win) An acronym for "For the Loss" You say it when your team is about to lose, because you got paired with grab-asses.
hahaha ftw= fuck the world? maybe to bikers and old cunts..
Pathetic excuse for a sibling.
my sister is getting ready to get married for the 4th time...I'll probably sleep in too
haha 1152 ur jokin right? what mcdonalds? in what state?? r u one of those wannabes that wears affliction
10:13... it's funny how acronyms can have more than one meaning.
I will kick your ass, asshole. I'm fucking HUGE. I get all my clothes from Tapout. Meet me at the McDonalds, 30 minutes.
ya, 10:13. and FTL means fuck the losers. like you.
i wanna meet whatever jackass misinterepted FTW to be for the win. it means fuck the world.
10:54- YOU are the dumbass. 10:13 and 10:36 got it right.
i was unaware that anybody other than me used ftl. greatest day of my life
Hahahahahahahahahahaha this is funny...not the retarded arguments but the girl that slept through the wedding hahhhahahaha
that fucked up but it also could have been a sorority sister? not that bad then....but still fucked
this is the lamest text on this site. really? if you found it so amusing you had to send it in....i feel sad for your life.
^Thanks. I love you too.
10:13 is a dumbass.
For the lost = FTL
For the win = FTW
Fucking self righteous ass. Think about your family sometime douchebag.
408 is Gilroy Cali. the Garlic Capital of the World
2:35 - no one loves you
are ppl that dumb that they don't realize that area codes are not just for one city?
it depends on who your sister is, i guess. you all automatically think the one who slept through the wedding is wrong. what if her sister is a total asshole? i know i wouldn't answer the phone for my sister much less get out of bed because she's one messed up evil bitch.
10:13 -- only means FTW in California
I'd beat the shit out of my sister if she slept through my wedding. Thats messed up.
i hope you dont need a kidney in the future
11:52... is a fucktard.
Weddings are gross.
Wow. You missed your own sister's wedding. You are a WINNER. I dont care what her sister is like, it is still her sister. SURE HOPE YOU WERENT A BRIDESMAID OR GOD FORBID THE MAID OF HONOR.
FTL = For The Lose
not just stinky gilroy, 408 is San Jose, Cupertino, Santa Clara, etc.
10:36... no it's not
I'd do the same 408 but my sister is too ugly to get married.