The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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