How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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