i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
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my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
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We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
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