I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Randomize
