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  • Submitted by Herschel on Feb 17, 10 at 1:52pm

    I can see that there's still some confusion over this point among the female population, so let me clarify - guys have ears, not psychic powers. If you want us to know something, telling us is generally the way to ensure that we do.

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      Submitted by hmmmm on Feb 17, 10 at 5:52pm

      AMEN! My mother calls me up to bitch that, "After more than forty years of marriage I shouldn't HAVE to tell him what I want!" and I always tell her, "After that many years of marriage, you should know better." Maddening. (And I'm female, for the record...)

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        Submitted by hmmmm on Feb 17, 10 at 5:54pm

        (why do they not allow numbers in a comment??)

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          Submitted by Herschel on Feb 17, 10 at 7:54pm

          I have no idea. It's retarded. I can usually get 1 number into a comment, but not 2.

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            Submitted by Herschel on Feb 17, 10 at 7:55pm

            ...except for the times where it'd be really ironic to post it without issue, in which case it works fine. Wacky.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 1:50pm

    Yea saying "I forgot you were here" and sleeping like a fucktard aren't really clear hints...you shouldve just said "it'd probably be best if you went home".... You're an idiot it's girls like you that ARE FUCKING STUPID

  • Submitted by anonymousme on Feb 17, 10 at 1:36pm

    Because you didn't say anything beforehand, dumbass. That's why you tell people to get the fuck out because [enter bullshit excuse]. Rook

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 1:52pm

    Because u didn't say that, dumb bitch

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 1:50pm

    Guys need more then just hints to understand what u want

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 1:52pm

    No shit? Try saying what you mean you dumb bitch!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 4:47pm

    Yeah why didn't you tell him to get the fuck out. Thts not cling that's an idiot of YOU

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 5:18pm

    Because you didn't say "I don't want you here." Dumbass. We're clit commanders, not mind readers.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 3:02pm

    Seriously why not just tell the guy you don't want him there. And women wonder why men have such a problem with us.

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    Submitted by RolledUp on Feb 17, 10 at 3:01pm

    For the record girls. Guys would usually rather NOT stay the night, we only do because we're "being nice" Tell us we don't have to stay the night and we'll be gone.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 1:58pm

    Swear to god dude, girls are crazy. We need to just ban them from the Internet cause they ruin all the fucking humor in everything. (510)

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 4:06pm

    Why didn't you just tell him to gett out of your bed?

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    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Feb 17, 10 at 1:39pm

    stage 5 clinger....

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    Submitted by MollyB on Feb 17, 10 at 1:35pm

    Mildly funny, but mostly uncomfortable. Meh.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:09pm

    That is funnier than The above text.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 1:41pm

    Anniston

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 1:50pm

    this guys a level 34 creeper. gtfo of the bed after sex

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 3:33pm

    Fuck women skanks

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 8:06pm

    This isn't funny at all, just fucking retarded... Dumb bitch

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 3:21am

    Not really

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 1:38pm

    IB4SOVIETDUDE

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    Submitted by flylikeaneagle on Jul 6, 10 at 2:11pm

    people, its a bit obvious she doesnt want him there.....\nLEARN TO READ THE SIGNS. are guys that fucking dumb that you have to s.p.e.l.l i.t o.u.t? if a girl scoots as far away from u as possible and forgets the guys even there. that COULD JUST mean hes not welcome. think a bit.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 2:21pm

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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    Submitted by hlhfosho on Feb 17, 10 at 2:31pm

    you probably picked this guy up from gallettes friday night in tuscaloosa. there's def always those creepers bopping around

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 5:00pm

    Haha was he sexy

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 3:39pm

    139 how is that even a clinger

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 3:02pm

    Omg this totally happened to me too!!