yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
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Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
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we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
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