For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
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Awesome, as long as it's not all rocky and bumpy like the aggro-crag. Also, don't expect a second date.
lol I love you
Thats a hell of a first date! I like her style. Even tho she may be a slooter, I think I'd still hit it!
Olympus Mons Venerus. Also, props to the above for the Nickelodeon GUTS reference.