Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
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Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
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I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
did you just send me my own nude
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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