The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
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Not as good a community service as tipping 30 bucks to the Denny's waitress.
Community service, civic duty, whatever.
Way to make a sausage stand by the end of the night.
sounds like the beginning of some sort of kinky porno
Good sir, even if you never see this comment again I wanted you to know that I accidentally thumbs downed your comment when in fact I was laughing so hard I derped and pressed the wrong one
Boston baby, I love my town :)
Laughed out loud in the most literal way. Sounds like something I would do.
number of sausages that were stuffed up his bum by a drunk kid doin his civic duty.
How much he loves getting the sausage on a scale of 1-10.