The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
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Not as good a community service as tipping 30 bucks to the Denny's waitress.
Community service, civic duty, whatever.
sounds like the beginning of some sort of kinky porno
Good sir, even if you never see this comment again I wanted you to know that I accidentally thumbs downed your comment when in fact I was laughing so hard I derped and pressed the wrong one
Way to make a sausage stand by the end of the night.
Boston baby, I love my town :)
Laughed out loud in the most literal way. Sounds like something I would do.
number of sausages that were stuffed up his bum by a drunk kid doin his civic duty.
How much he loves getting the sausage on a scale of 1-10.