I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
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Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
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He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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