if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
You pole danced in your parka.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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