What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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