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  • 1:48 actually if you hook up on a regular basis and the sex is good, it just makes you want to masturbate more. im a girl but i think its the same for men

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 2:49pm
  • 12:10, i kinda figured that........but 11:13 in the morning isn't exactly early. even when i party the night before i'm definitely up by then. i guess not everyone is though..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 1:20pm
  • i wish i could catch my guy jerking off. its so hot, who the fuck cares what hes thinking about

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 12:19pm
  • I think about your wife when I'm jerking off, too!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 1:07pm
  • Why? No way in hell will I ever ask my husband what he's thinking about while he's getting off.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 11:12am
  • Masturbating when you have a good sex life is totally fine and possible. Lawl, way to go prudes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 5:05am
  • Why do people assume that they can go party all night, puke every weekend, and binge drink frequently until they get married? How the fuck are you going to find a spouse when you act like a high school senior? This site is funny but it scares me how immature people are.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 2:12pm
  • people with spouses use this site??!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 10:35am
  • oh man i wish my wife would be into it if she caught me whacking it and just go to town, that would be awesome.. If i catch her im getting on all 4's and licking away.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 5:04pm
  • Speaking from a guys perspective, I think that if your sex life is pretty good, then the urge to masturbate is less, because one can count on having sex or stimulation from one's partner in the near future. But if there is a lack of sex life, I think that it would be a lot easier to justify masturbating because one has nothing to count on, and thus figures that if they are not going to get the real thing, they might as well get something.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 4:26pm
  • 1:12, If this is how high school seniors act, I missed the fuck out and I want my money back. Or I can just call it college. And dude, if she was pissed about it, one word: DIVORCE

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 1:27am
  • @12:10- couldn't have said it better myself. @11:17- hahahahaha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 2:22pm
  • sounds more like a fml

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 10:24am
  • who did you text that to?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 10:38am
  • 11:12 - who said she asked? Remember, good liars always have a story prepared and they're usually tell it whether they're asked to or not.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 4:13pm
  • Should have just not said anything, I never fantasize about my husband lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 11:41am
  • Even mothers read this site ...!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 2:35pm
  • yeah thats kinda wierd that married people visit this site, i know its stupid thing to say but still....i always have the feeling that people here are between 16-25. and they are not married. And endless "hahahah....." for the text

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 12:46pm
  • Tell her to do her job and you wont have to jerk off

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 1:49pm
  • well if I was your wife, I would've helped you ;-p gave you something to think about ;-p

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 11:31am
  • anyone on this site at 11:13 am is married.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 11:17am
  • 1:48 is so off base it's not even funny. yikes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 3:00pm
  • 11:22.... it means that most of us were out all night. and our heads hurt. we don't even know where our phones are.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 12:10pm
  • 1:48 - Don't guys just need to jack off for a quick one sometimes? Not have to worry about pleasing someone else too? I'm not married but been in a relationship for several years. We have a great sex life and have sex fairly often but I still like to use my vib or even just "sext." Has nothing to do with not pleasing him or not being pleased.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 2:29pm
  • Well I'm 20

    Submitted by thegirlash on May 6, 11 at 3:02pm
  • 11:17? what? what does that even mean? lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 11:22am
  • if anything it is just a sign to the wife that she is not pleasing her husband. He wouldn't need to masturbate if they were hooking up on a regular basis.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 1:48pm
  • And if she bought that she is dumb. No husbands jack off to the thought of their wifes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 1:19pm
  • HAHAHAHA @ 11:13am NO WAY!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 11:15am
  • Yes, 10:35...married people are people too with lives and senses of humor and everything!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 11:13am
  • I was caught last night and 5 seconds later we had the hottest sex ever. I just google it to see how many people get caught like that and boy am I glad that I am not alone .

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 6:02pm
  • 2:12 makes an excellent point. I wish guys my age would grow the fuck up already. i like to party too, but every guy i meet partying is only looking for a one night stand. and they never seem down to spend their time any differently. wtf

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 2:37am
  • your life sucks. you should probably give yourself brain damage.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 7:27pm
  • if I ever caught my man jacking off, I would never assume (or even ask) that he was thinking of me... Though, mouth with be full before I could even ask. It's so hot when a man does that... I wouldn't be able to help myself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 1:47pm
  • Hahaha

    Submitted by elch on Oct 17, 11 at 11:02am