taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
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On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
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A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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