well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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