He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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