i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
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You misspelled anal
Just wait until you become 18!!
You know, now that I think about it, I can't say I've ever known an Alan that wasn't a complete weirdo.
Like Alan off two and a half men????
What a whore.
oh look a another girl who's a so called a whore because she likes to have sex. hmm i wonder if the world will ever change.
Alan=Asian Or an actual guy named Alan, neither is any good coming from a 16 year old whore.
You dumb shit op is punching their sixteen year old self not that they are sixteen.
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@mattmac STEVE! STEVE! STEVE!