Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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