when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
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To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
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Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
soo... how was my night?
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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