I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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