put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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