I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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