We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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