i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
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In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
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First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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