it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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