Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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