I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
My vagina is very pro this idea
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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