I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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