Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I met the friendliest cop last night
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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