it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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