i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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