i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
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