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  • 57 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:42pm

    LMAO.... booo to all the dissenters....get a freakin sense of humor......Yayyyy to offensive dead baby jokes......or any offensive jokes for that matter.....

  • 57 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 3:08am

    WTF?! We'll also be burning the flag while we do the abortion.

  • 49 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 11:48pm

    ahaha i love that this turned into a list of dead baby jokes. next to helen keller jokes and sexist jokes.....those are the best. way to go 11:31

  • 50 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 3:24am

    Man the texts was funny, but u guys spoiled it, thats just straight out unhuman, apart from not bein funny, pathetic violence...brrr, get a shrink people!

  • 46 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 1:17pm

    How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla chips.

  • 41 33
    Submitted by banditisback2 on Aug 24, 10 at 12:57pm

    This isn't cool. This could be the kyron horman 's step mom

  • 51 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 11:33pm

    11:16 calm down. 11:31, YES you are great!

  • 52 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 11:16pm

    That is disgusting. There is absolutely nothing funny about baby slaughter.

  • 49 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 11:33pm

    Oooo the DEMOCRAT thing should be a deal breaker

  • 47 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 10:01am

    how many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of my car????? 47

  • 40 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 4:06am

    What's the difference between a dead baby and an onion. You don't cry when you chop up a dead baby.

  • 43 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 2:25am

    What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

  • 44 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 12:09am

    Wow. This is an epic fail.

  • 37 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 2:07am

    LOVE IT. How do you make a dead baby dance? Poke it with a pitchfork.

  • 42 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 12:15am

    11:16...notice how (1-503) also disagrees with abortion but instead of being a DOUCHE about it managed to add in a little humor while getting the point across just something to notice

  • 42 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:23am

    This is absolutely repulsive. These dead baby jokes make me want to vomit. How can that possibly be funny...I genuinely don't understand.

  • 42 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 7:21pm

    no one puts baby in a corner!

  • 38 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 1:02am

    11 16: notice how, everyone hates you? ha ha ha loser

  • 36 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 1:33pm

    1:03 - Don't worry about the racist thing. Everyone knows only white people can be racist.

  • 45 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 10:37am

    more abortion = more babies in heaven = happy angels

  • 43 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 4:07am

    What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup? A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

  • 41 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 11:27pm

    Is it better to abort a baby, that's not even fully developed yet, or take the chance of raising it in a poor household where it might starve,get sick, etc.

  • 35 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 7:49am

    anyone selling a baby? looking for slightly used

  • 38 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 12:02am

    11:59 funny like 1 baby nailed to ten trees?

  • 38 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 11:32am

    whats for dinner tonight? BABY.

  • 38 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 11:19pm

    Filthy whore hooks up with idiotic cunt, news at 11!

  • 39 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 4:03pm

    duh im a republican and a catholic and i think this is funny, doesnt mean that i support abortion...if ur on this sight its meant for humor, not preaching...ah durr...

  • 38 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 11:59pm

    babies? abortion? uhm... i hate everyone except for 1131 who takes this site how it is supposed to be.. FUNNY!!

  • 34 41
    Submitted by edubb on Sep 9, 10 at 3:17pm

    Ahahahahahaha

  • 39 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 2:08am

    Other way around 11:23. Conservatives are anti-abortion. Hence, why they're conservative. We liberals like our stem cell research and choice

  • 41 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 1:51pm

    1:33, only white people can be racist? false.

  • 45 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 10:33am

    what's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? you take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

  • 41 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:58am

    What do you get when you cut a dead baby with a straight razor? An erection.

  • 37 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 10:55pm

    i was about to put that the replies ruined this... but no, they turned around for me. I love taunting up tight people. It makes me a little bit happy inside.

  • 40 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 3:39pm

    ahahahaha lold at 11.19

  • 33 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 6:19pm

    Props, 12:58, hahahah.

  • 42 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 11:31pm

    what's red, bubbly, and taps on glass? baby in a microwave. suck it 11:16

  • 40 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 3:23pm

    Why did the baby cross the road? It was chained to the bumper.

  • 29 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 2:32am

    wow 225 fuckin classic right there

  • 43 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 1:50am

    yeh replies like [June 8, 2009 1:43AM] really ruined this for me

  • 32 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 12:03pm

    funniest thing i've ever heard.

  • 37 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 2:22am

    I'm a democrat. Bahahahahaha.

  • 32 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 1:43am

    this was funny but the replies ruined it ps: its called abortion 11:27 you sick fuck. you dont bank on a baby starving in America this isn't Africa

  • 38 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 11:26pm

    Kill the FETUSSS!! Fuck babies, we're way over populated as it is.

  • 39 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 6:04pm

    down with the evil white war machine........bah!!!!!!!! 542 you silly minority lol!

  • 36 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 5:06pm

    catholic republicans make mistakes and have abortions too. they just pretend that they don't.

  • 31 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 12:59pm

    everybody shut up 12:34 deemed abortion UN-funny all hail 12:34

  • 34 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 2:02am

    What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer...the other's a watermelon....

  • 34 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 1:35am

    what better than throwing a baby off a cliff? catching it with a pitchfork.

  • 34 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 11:03pm

    So your both skanks.

  • 36 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 10:19am

    June 8, 2009 1:43AM - you're either an idiot or really naive if you don't think there are babies starving, abused and ultimately dying b/c they are born to people not fit to be parents - in AMERICA. must be nice to be so entitled and well off that this wouldn't even occur to you.

  • 29 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 2:49am

    How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

  • 39 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 3:29pm

    Love all you taunting the humorless pro lifers.

  • 30 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 2:47pm

    Dead baby jokes, ftw.<3

  • 31 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:24am

    whats worse than 10 dead babies stapled to a tree? 1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees

  • 33 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:23am

    whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i don't have a ferrari in my garage.

  • 34 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 5:42pm

    as long as the baby is white, kill it... enough evil in this world!!!

  • 33 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 12:34pm

    this text is hilarious. abortion is not. case closed

  • 39 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 11:28pm

    this isn't debate class shut uppppppppppppp

  • 29 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 2:21am

    whats the difference between a soda and a baby. youre not supposed to shake the soda

  • 28 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 7:44pm

    i love baby killing parties.

  • 30 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 3:29am

    2:49 sort of stole my thunder, but I'll rock it anyway: How many dead babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them.

  • 23 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 1:03pm

    11:31 - what do you call that same thing 5 minutes later? black baby in a microwave! bahaha. (i'm black, thus i am not being racist...just a forewarning)

  • 30 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 2:10pm

    why do you put a baby in a blender feet first? so you can watch its expression.

  • 18 39
    Submitted by Lindzoo19 on Jan 22, 12 at 8:38pm

    wrong political party lololol

  • 30 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 11:23am

    Aren't the democrats the ones who don't believe in abortion? Democrats and liberals. So even tho this is funny, it makes no sense lol

  • 28 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 2:17am

    what's better than running over a baby in your car? backing up and running it over in reverse.

  • 27 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 3:28am

    first time on this site, and really grossed out. thanks ds