He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
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LMAO.... booo to all the dissenters....get a freakin sense of humor......Yayyyy to offensive dead baby jokes......or any offensive jokes for that matter.....
Man the texts was funny, but u guys spoiled it, thats just straight out unhuman, apart from not bein funny, pathetic violence...brrr, get a shrink people!
We'll also be burning the flag while we do the abortion.
no one puts baby in a corner!
How do you get a baby out of a blender?
This is absolutely repulsive. These dead baby jokes make me want to vomit. How can that possibly be funny...I genuinely don't understand.
babies? abortion? uhm... i hate everyone except for 1131 who takes this site how it is supposed to be.. FUNNY!!
wow 225 fuckin classic right there
how many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of my car?????
Wow. This is an epic fail.
Other way around 11:23. Conservatives are anti-abortion. Hence, why they're conservative. We liberals like our stem cell research and choice
Don't worry about the racist thing. Everyone knows only white people can be racist.
more abortion = more babies in heaven = happy angels
Oooo the DEMOCRAT thing should be a deal breaker
11 16: notice how, everyone hates you? ha ha ha loser
down with the evil white war machine........bah!!!!!!!!
542 you silly minority lol!
That is disgusting. There is absolutely nothing funny about baby slaughter.
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.
ahaha i love that this turned into a list of dead baby jokes. next to helen keller jokes and sexist jokes.....those are the best. way to go 11:31
What do you get when you cut a dead baby with a straight razor?
This isn't cool. This could be the kyron horman 's step mom
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
duh im a republican and a catholic and i think this is funny, doesnt mean that i support abortion...if ur on this sight its meant for humor, not preaching...ah durr...
this was funny but the replies ruined it
ps: its called abortion 11:27 you sick fuck. you dont bank on a baby starving in America this isn't Africa
everybody shut up 12:34 deemed abortion UN-funny
all hail 12:34
whats worse than 10 dead babies stapled to a tree?
1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees
What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?
A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.
what's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
you take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.
Filthy whore hooks up with idiotic cunt, news at 11!
How do you make a dead baby dance?
Poke it with a pitchfork.
11:16 calm down. 11:31, YES you are great!
11:16...notice how (1-503) also disagrees with abortion but instead of being a DOUCHE about it managed to add in a little humor while getting the point across
just something to notice
June 8, 2009 1:43AM - you're either an idiot or really naive if you don't think there are babies starving, abused and ultimately dying b/c they are born to people not fit to be parents - in AMERICA. must be nice to be so entitled and well off that this wouldn't even occur to you.
Dead baby jokes, ftw.<3
1:33, only white people can be racist?
11:59 funny like 1 baby nailed to ten trees?
Props, 12:58, hahahah.
catholic republicans make mistakes and have abortions too. they just pretend that they don't.
anyone selling a baby?
looking for slightly used
What's the difference between a dead baby and an onion.
You don't cry when you chop up a dead baby.
Is it better to abort a baby, that's not even fully developed yet, or take the chance of raising it in a poor household where it might starve,get sick, etc.
whats the difference between a soda and a baby. youre not supposed to shake the soda
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer...the other's a watermelon....
i love baby killing parties.
this text is hilarious. abortion is not.
Love all you taunting the humorless pro lifers.
lold at 11.19
I'm a democrat. Bahahahahaha.
Why did the baby cross the road?
It was chained to the bumper.
what's red, bubbly, and taps on glass?
baby in a microwave.
suck it 11:16
Kill the FETUSSS!! Fuck babies, we're way over populated as it is.
funniest thing i've ever heard.
whats for dinner tonight?
what better than throwing a baby off a cliff?
catching it with a pitchfork.
first time on this site, and really grossed out. thanks ds
11:31 - what do you call that same thing 5 minutes later? black baby in a microwave!
(i'm black, thus i am not being racist...just a forewarning)
2:49 sort of stole my thunder, but I'll rock it anyway:
How many dead babies does it take to shingle a roof?
Depends on how thin you slice them.
yeh replies like [June 8, 2009 1:43AM] really ruined this for me
as long as the baby is white, kill it... enough evil in this world!!!
this isn't debate class shut uppppppppppppp
So your both skanks.
whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies?
i don't have a ferrari in my garage.
i was about to put that the replies ruined this... but no, they turned around for me.
I love taunting up tight people. It makes me a little bit happy inside.
wrong political party lololol
why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
so you can watch its expression.
what's better than running over a baby in your car?
backing up and running it over in reverse.
Aren't the democrats the ones who don't believe in abortion? Democrats and liberals. So even tho this is funny, it makes no sense lol