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  • LMAO.... booo to all the dissenters....get a freakin sense of humor......Yayyyy to offensive dead baby jokes......or any offensive jokes for that matter.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:42pm
  • Man the texts was funny, but u guys spoiled it, thats just straight out unhuman, apart from not bein funny, pathetic violence...brrr, get a shrink people!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 3:24am
  • WTF?! We'll also be burning the flag while we do the abortion.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 3:08am
  • no one puts baby in a corner!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 7:21pm
  • How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla chips.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 1:17pm
  • This is absolutely repulsive. These dead baby jokes make me want to vomit. How can that possibly be funny...I genuinely don't understand.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:23am
  • how many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of my car????? 47

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 10:01am
  • Other way around 11:23. Conservatives are anti-abortion. Hence, why they're conservative. We liberals like our stem cell research and choice

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 2:08am
  • What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 2:25am
  • 11 16: notice how, everyone hates you? ha ha ha loser

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 1:02am
  • Oooo the DEMOCRAT thing should be a deal breaker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 11:33pm
  • ahaha i love that this turned into a list of dead baby jokes. next to helen keller jokes and sexist jokes.....those are the best. way to go 11:31

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 11:48pm
  • down with the evil white war machine........bah!!!!!!!! 542 you silly minority lol!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 6:04pm
  • Wow. This is an epic fail.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 12:09am
  • babies? abortion? uhm... i hate everyone except for 1131 who takes this site how it is supposed to be.. FUNNY!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 11:59pm
  • what's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? you take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 10:33am
  • this was funny but the replies ruined it ps: its called abortion 11:27 you sick fuck. you dont bank on a baby starving in America this isn't Africa

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 1:43am
  • This isn't cool. This could be the kyron horman 's step mom

    Submitted by banditisback2 on Aug 24, 10 at 12:57pm
  • duh im a republican and a catholic and i think this is funny, doesnt mean that i support abortion...if ur on this sight its meant for humor, not preaching...ah durr...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 4:03pm
  • 1:03 - Don't worry about the racist thing. Everyone knows only white people can be racist.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 1:33pm
  • wow 225 fuckin classic right there

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 2:32am
  • That is disgusting. There is absolutely nothing funny about baby slaughter.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 11:16pm
  • 11:16 calm down. 11:31, YES you are great!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 11:33pm
  • What do you get when you cut a dead baby with a straight razor? An erection.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:58am
  • more abortion = more babies in heaven = happy angels

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 10:37am
  • How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 2:49am
  • everybody shut up 12:34 deemed abortion UN-funny all hail 12:34

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 12:59pm
  • LOVE IT. How do you make a dead baby dance? Poke it with a pitchfork.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 2:07am
  • June 8, 2009 1:43AM - you're either an idiot or really naive if you don't think there are babies starving, abused and ultimately dying b/c they are born to people not fit to be parents - in AMERICA. must be nice to be so entitled and well off that this wouldn't even occur to you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 10:19am
  • What's the difference between a dead baby and an onion. You don't cry when you chop up a dead baby.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 4:06am
  • 11:16...notice how (1-503) also disagrees with abortion but instead of being a DOUCHE about it managed to add in a little humor while getting the point across just something to notice

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 12:15am
  • Filthy whore hooks up with idiotic cunt, news at 11!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 11:19pm
  • Props, 12:58, hahahah.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 6:19pm
  • What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup? A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 4:07am
  • anyone selling a baby? looking for slightly used

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 7:49am
  • Is it better to abort a baby, that's not even fully developed yet, or take the chance of raising it in a poor household where it might starve,get sick, etc.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 11:27pm
  • 1:33, only white people can be racist? false.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 1:51pm
  • this text is hilarious. abortion is not. case closed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 12:34pm
  • Dead baby jokes, ftw.<3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 2:47pm
  • whats worse than 10 dead babies stapled to a tree? 1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:24am
  • ahahahaha lold at 11.19

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 3:39pm
  • What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer...the other's a watermelon....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 2:02am
  • Ahahahahahaha

    Submitted by edubb on Sep 9, 10 at 3:17pm
  • 11:59 funny like 1 baby nailed to ten trees?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 12:02am
  • catholic republicans make mistakes and have abortions too. they just pretend that they don't.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 5:06pm
  • what better than throwing a baby off a cliff? catching it with a pitchfork.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 1:35am
  • Why did the baby cross the road? It was chained to the bumper.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 3:23pm
  • whats the difference between a soda and a baby. youre not supposed to shake the soda

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 2:21am
  • whats for dinner tonight? BABY.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 11:32am
  • I'm a democrat. Bahahahahaha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 2:22am
  • yeh replies like [June 8, 2009 1:43AM] really ruined this for me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 1:50am
  • what's red, bubbly, and taps on glass? baby in a microwave. suck it 11:16

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 11:31pm
  • first time on this site, and really grossed out. thanks ds

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 3:28am
  • i love baby killing parties.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 7:44pm
  • funniest thing i've ever heard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 12:03pm
  • Love all you taunting the humorless pro lifers.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 3:29pm
  • Kill the FETUSSS!! Fuck babies, we're way over populated as it is.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 11:26pm
  • 11:31 - what do you call that same thing 5 minutes later? black baby in a microwave! bahaha. (i'm black, thus i am not being racist...just a forewarning)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 1:03pm
  • So your both skanks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 11:03pm
  • wrong political party lololol

    Submitted by Lindzoo19 on Jan 22, 12 at 8:38pm
  • this isn't debate class shut uppppppppppppp

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 11:28pm
  • i was about to put that the replies ruined this... but no, they turned around for me. I love taunting up tight people. It makes me a little bit happy inside.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 10:55pm
  • whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i don't have a ferrari in my garage.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:23am
  • why do you put a baby in a blender feet first? so you can watch its expression.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 2:10pm
  • 2:49 sort of stole my thunder, but I'll rock it anyway: How many dead babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 3:29am
  • as long as the baby is white, kill it... enough evil in this world!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 5:42pm
  • what's better than running over a baby in your car? backing up and running it over in reverse.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 2:17am
  • Aren't the democrats the ones who don't believe in abortion? Democrats and liberals. So even tho this is funny, it makes no sense lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 11:23am