Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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