i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
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You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
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so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
did you just send me my own nude
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
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