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the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Boobs speak an international language.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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