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  • 91 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 2:15pm

    No app could have prevented my iphone from tunneling down a dixie cup full of crown and coke last night. :(

  • 88 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 10:33am

    @ 10:22 Or float. You know, because drunk+iPhone=toilet. There's no keeping it out, unfortunately.

  • 74 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 4:37pm

    yeah but how are you supposed to text wheres my phone if you dont have your phone

  • 71 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:51pm

    2:12 How would that stop a drunk person. My response "Mmmm, hell Fucking YEAH I'm sure!" and press okay

  • 68 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 3:51pm

    how would this work if you can't access the application on the phone becauset you lost it?!!

  • 64 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:02pm

    What if you take too many pain killers and accidentally lock your phone, they should make an app for that.

  • 68 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 10:10am

    actually the iPhone HAS an app for preventing drunk dialing.

  • 69 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 2:15pm

    it needs a wrist strap like a wii mote so you can't drop it in the toilet!...damn phone eating toilets.

  • 73 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 10:20am

    Not until it is waterproof will it be drunk proof.

  • 71 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 12:37am

    12:48 Yes, HOW are you supposed to use the app when you've obviously lost your phone... at least the phone knows where it is...

  • 66 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 6:34pm

    its cause everyone working at apple JUST graduated from college. They're know exactly what we want.

  • 63 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:48pm

    but wait... how will you use the application on the phone if you dont have the phone with you...

  • 67 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 11:17pm

    now i just need that for my fake and my debit and i'm allllllll set.

  • 66 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 10:22am

    Yeah. Until it can stay out of the toilet

  • 64 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 6:17pm

    Wish they had that on the Instinct I lost in St. Catherines on new years

  • 58 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 8:22am

    12 48- I'm quite sure they would have thought about that before making an app to find it, dear lord.

  • 63 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 3:19pm

    The app is a pain in the ass though because you have to turn it on before every time you sleep your iPhone, remembering to do that drunk? Not easy.

  • 58 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 9:41am

    it still needs the breathalizer app to prevent drunk dialing/texting (but then this site wouldn't be nearly so much fun, LOL)

  • 55 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 3:51pm

    Yeah the iPhone is lame, the tmobile G1 already has that app! all you have to do is text "Where is my phone" and it will turn off silent and ring until you find it.

  • 57 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:12pm

    There should be a warning window that pops up and says 'Are you absolutely FUCKING SURE you want to send this?' before the text goes out.

  • 60 71
    Submitted by GoldenMe on Jan 26, 10 at 12:21pm

    indeed, this would work for people like me, that are always losing their phone, whether drunk or sober.

  • 50 53
    Submitted by zzstones on Jun 23, 10 at 3:42am

    i love how its only us wisconsin ppl worried about fixing this problem lol, but hey when they figure this shit out, they need to apply the same thing to my pack of cigs

  • 51 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 4:29pm

    4:37, 3:51, and every other dumbass: make some friends, ask one to lend you their phone, text yours, problem solved

  • 51 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 10:21am

    Bad Decision Blocker App FTW

  • 46 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 9:52am

    now to just remove that 'liquid indicator' fail of an excuse...

  • 40 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 7:46am

    It's mobile ME will show u exactly where your phone is on a map on a desktop computer had to do it once already cuz I couldn't find my phone when I was drunk found it at country kitchen on the map