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  • 59 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 11:22am
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    What about tampons?

  • 53 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 11:23am
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    maybe it should have said "two things I'd ever want to witness in a vagina..."

  • 46 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 12:25pm
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    This was written by a guy. I love my vibrator. I would never trade it in for a cold, hard cucumber.

  • 53 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 11:55am
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    Or a really capable pair of hands. Penises don't do much.

  • 44 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 12:03pm
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    or buy a real vibrator.

  • 53 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 12:25pm
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    Ya, I am not a vegetable, toy or random object girl... I keep my list to penis, fingers, and tongue for sexual pleasure.

  • 51 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 11:27am
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    And tampons, and fingers, and dildos, and tongues, and medical instruments, and sometimes even babies....I'm sure there is more, but you get the point. Idiot.

  • 42 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 1:29pm
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    A diva cup is a feminine hygiene product. It collects menstrual blood in a small cup you fit inside your vagina. It doesn't contant the chemicals used in tampons, so it reduces the risks of toxic shock syndrome and UTIs. And it saves you money in the long run.

  • 46 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 11:27am
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    or double-ended dildos with a girl on the other side?

  • 43 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 6:54pm
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    if you hold a vagina to your ear, does it sound like the ocean?

  • 52 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 11:31am
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    cant say i've stuck a veg up my vag

  • 48 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:40pm
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    Hey veggies are great. You can get cucumbers. , nice and fat and long!

  • 42 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 6:15pm
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    Why is anybody counting vegetables? We've made great technological advances, ladies.

  • 41 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 12:07pm
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    11:55 it would if you didn't have such a small dick....

  • 46 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 5:33pm
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    Feminists, or grammarians.

  • 39 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 11:56am
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    and diva cups! (no chemicals and bleach in tampons for me, thank you.)

  • 39 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 11:31am
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    and i dont think i ever will haha i'll stick to cocks, etc

  • 39 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:32pm
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    i'll be the third fan of the diva cup on here. it rocks.

  • 38 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 1:07pm
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    I also use a Diva Cup, 11:56. Have to think the ones who thumbed you down have no idea what it is or stock in Tampax. I used to think it was a hippie thing, unclean, messy, but it's amazing. I've never had a problem and I don't have to waste money on pads and tampons anymore!

  • 39 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 4:09pm
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    it feels better to put those things in your ass

  • 41 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 12:59pm
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    why vegetables? sounds like a very, very bad idea.

  • 42 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:31pm
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    I'm very intrigued... about this diva cup... it sounds like a really good idea. Putting vegetables in my cunt... not so much.

  • 37 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 8:05pm
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    And plugs...if a man isn't using his whore

  • 30 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:48pm
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    Not both at once, I hope.

  • 32 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 12:53pm
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    I'd take a tongue before anything else, but you don't really stick it in the vagina...

  • 36 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 12:26pm
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    11:57 Hands give different sensations a penis' limited range of motion cannot. AND simultaneously stimulate the clit.

  • 33 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 1:30pm
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    But let's get back to the point of the text: who the fuck uses vegetables in this vibrating age?

  • 35 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 7:17pm
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    Is it safe for a virgin to use this diva cup?

  • 36 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 4:06pm
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    My diva cup only leaked when I didn't insert it properly. It's a good idea to wear a pantyliner the first two days. I got the hang of it really quick, though, and have never had any surprises.

  • 35 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:41pm
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    12:53 I do !! As deep as possible!

  • 36 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 12:45pm
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    Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow Well, don't you know about the bird Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word

  • 33 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:55pm
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    11:50. love american psycho. mmmmm christian bale.

  • 33 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 12:05pm
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    i dont think liquor bottles has been said yet.

  • 29 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 2:39am
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    Technically, a vegetable used for insertion is considered a dildo, 12:10.

  • 35 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 1:05pm
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    I used a variation of the diva cup for years when I was still a virgin.

  • 36 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 4:45pm
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    I DON'T WANT TO LISTEN TO YOUR PERIODS!

  • 28 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 9:29am
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    DILDOS!!!!

  • 37 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 9:04pm
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    What about toys??!!??

  • 33 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 12:18pm
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    Some girl died masturbating with a carrot so the vegetable thing might not be a good idea.

  • 38 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 12:02pm
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    i was about to say everything 11:27 did. vegetables? i figure the only girls that use those are girls that CANT get laid.

  • 28 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 12:06am
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    I used the Diva Cup with my hymen intact.

  • 31 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 5:34pm
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    Ummm wrong...there are for things...penises vegetables, fingers and tongues.

  • 33 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 1:32pm
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    And that's my cuecummer. Hahaha

  • 29 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 12:10am
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    I'd rather have a dildo than a vegetable. So far as I'm aware, vegetables don't have knobs. Knobs are VERY important.

  • 32 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:34pm
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    no no no you guys got this whole text wrong. she meant a vegetable's penis. clearly she likes have sex with quadriplegics.

  • 26 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 12:05pm
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    The eels are going to be really sad to hear this.

  • 21 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 5:59pm
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    i'm interested in whether this was a girl or a guy, either way they're missing a few things

  • 20 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 11:45pm
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    wii controllers. mmm.

  • 19 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:55pm
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    Late model Buicks and small watercraft

  • 33 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 12:40pm
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    Two fingers is all it takes, and some light pressure on the g-spot.

  • 14 26
    Submitted by mlecir on Jul 1, 11 at 9:59pm
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    That. Is. Disgusting.

  • 29 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 4:09pm
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    Oh, and actually, I was really shocked at how little I actually bleed! You can't judge the capacity of a tampon, which isn't much at all.

  • 26 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 11:50am
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    excuse me, I have to return some videotapes. bbl

  • 31 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 11:45am
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    How about coat hangers, gloved hands covered in lube and twinkies?

  • 25 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 8:55pm
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    WRONG. I've stuck a cherry inside my pussy, and told ma man to find it with his tongue....so you failed.

  • 26 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 5:30pm
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    I think there is a CD put out by feminists called The Sound of Periods.

  • 0 3
    Submitted by EpicE on Mar 6, 13 at 11:53pm
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    I'll take sex toys over vegetables...

  • 29 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 8:04pm
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    4:45 if you're not mature enough to listen to chicks talk about their periods, then maybe you shouldn't be having sex at all. k? Thanks.

  • 27 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 7:46pm
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    4:09 you wanna put babies in your ass? you should probably get that checked out,,

  • 25 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 12:39pm
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    ... and wine bottles.

  • 19 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 4:05pm
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    but do diva cups leak/what happens then? lol sorry but im curious and have been thinking about trying it for awhile

  • 23 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 7:08pm
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    Add barrel of a Glock to the list; sometimes bitches play hard to get

  • 23 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 1:33am
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    Don't know don't care. Shut up and do your duty- get ME off. Then leave me alone.