I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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