I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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