So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
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in soviet russia. christmas tree fucks you
My old girlfriend told me her hymen broke while she was riding a horse. When I asked her which side of the horse she was riding she didn't think it was too damn funny.
5:04 - as long as guys are trying to have sex with girls, then they are whores too. You can't have double standards, shit for brains.
That means u need to trim that pine-needled puss up!
Loosing your virginity is considered sexual intercourse with another live person-look up the legal, legit definition. A women can break her hymen if she wears tampons for chrsit sake, so that means she is not a virgin?
If two adults what to fuck and both are consenting who cares? Just be smart about it and protect yourself. Seriously all this bullshit calling chicks "whores" and "sluts" is old.
And he knows how that's like why?..
THAT IS HILARIOUS, OP. SIMPLY HILARIOUS.
U freaking moron
Just bc u break a hymen doesn't mean ur not a virgin
LOL...well at least it's a little variety in the first department......
I'm sorry, I meant @ 6:09
My girl Julene loves guys to fuck her in the ass GO 317
Oh my god @5:04. I get it, since the op is a girl who is having sex, she's a whore and the guy she's referring to couldn't possibly be her boy friend. Way to be a fucking idiot!
Your vagina probally smells like a turtle tank
A dildo is a cock, if u fuck a dildo then ur virginity is gone...
lmao! im suppose to be doing my cyber skool work but i decided to read tfln and this made me die laffing and my mom yelled at me for not paying attention to my work-_-
These pretzels are making me thirsty!
Jesus saves, but does he recycle?
6:54 turtle tank! LMFAO
1:04 - HAHA! props... thats fucking epic XD
But on a serious note, virginity is determined by sexual intercourse. without it you = virgin.
@5:10- Dildos don't count because that's masturbation, not sex.
Like cock and fingers
i wish my bad 1 liners got on here
Guy's that have sex with a lot of girls are cool and awesome. Girls who have sex with a lot of guys are stupid whores and that's fact
I am Maria. Rosa has AIDS. I will suck cock and
clean your house for 20 pesos a week! Just don't tell Immigration Services.
Nah, 5:09, I'm certain that it's douchebag guys that are whores; and not only are they whores, but are usually infested with STD's which they pass on to the so-called "sluts" whom they have to get drunk or drug up in order to sleep with them :D
Well, ho ho ho (as in laughs)!
Número UNO bitches!!!
stay classy, south bend
you could take off the bling and stop wearing evergreen perfume...
If she's like fucking a xmas tree, that skinny bitch should eat a sammich and buy a damn razor!
I'm going with stinky Mexican cunt
@5:13 you are so epically wrong it's scary. Breaking your hymen does not determine your virginity. It's possible to break your hymen doing many things, including regular exercise. That doesn't make you a non-virgin.
I love it in the ass
5:12 it still breaks the hymen so it is losing ur virginity
Well on one thread I read in here every girl who has a one night stand has been raped.
the OP is either a niggah or a stinky Mexican. Not even white trash wear that kind of crap
Season's Greetings! :D
Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks.
Well at least you're still a whore.
7:11 that's insane lol
What with this Miguel shit ..?
I am Rosa. I will clean your house and let you fick my ass for 20 pesos a day!
I prefer the "walls virginity is mine" one
I wanna lose my virginity but I'm not sure how I should go about it, will a dildo work?
Jesus saves 1 corinthians 6:9-11