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  • in soviet russia. christmas tree fucks you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 12:59am
  • My old girlfriend told me her hymen broke while she was riding a horse. When I asked her which side of the horse she was riding she didn't think it was too damn funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 1:04am
  • 5:04 - as long as guys are trying to have sex with girls, then they are whores too. You can't have double standards, shit for brains.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 5:27pm
  • That means u need to trim that pine-needled puss up!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 1:13pm
  • Your vagina probally smells like a turtle tank

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 6:54pm
  • If two adults what to fuck and both are consenting who cares? Just be smart about it and protect yourself. Seriously all this bullshit calling chicks "whores" and "sluts" is old.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 6:53pm
  • lmao! im suppose to be doing my cyber skool work but i decided to read tfln and this made me die laffing and my mom yelled at me for not paying attention to my work-_-

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 1:46pm
  • And he knows how that's like why?..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 9:48am
  • LOL...well at least it's a little variety in the first department......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 5:03pm
  • Loosing your virginity is considered sexual intercourse with another live person-look up the legal, legit definition. A women can break her hymen if she wears tampons for chrsit sake, so that means she is not a virgin?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 10:16pm
  • U freaking moron Just bc u break a hymen doesn't mean ur not a virgin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 8:48pm
  • Oh my god @5:04. I get it, since the op is a girl who is having sex, she's a whore and the guy she's referring to couldn't possibly be her boy friend. Way to be a fucking idiot!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 5:21pm
  • THAT IS HILARIOUS, OP. SIMPLY HILARIOUS. - Kayden

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 3:10am
  • A dildo is a cock, if u fuck a dildo then ur virginity is gone...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 7:58pm
  • My girl Julene loves guys to fuck her in the ass GO 317

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 11:08pm
  • I'm sorry, I meant @ 6:09

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 6:44pm
  • Like cock and fingers

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 11:07pm
  • 1:04 - HAHA! props... thats fucking epic XD But on a serious note, virginity is determined by sexual intercourse. without it you = virgin.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 1:24am
  • These pretzels are making me thirsty!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 6:51pm
  • Guy's that have sex with a lot of girls are cool and awesome. Girls who have sex with a lot of guys are stupid whores and that's fact

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 6:09pm
  • 6:54 turtle tank! LMFAO

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 7:21pm
  • @5:10- Dildos don't count because that's masturbation, not sex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 5:12pm
  • Jesus saves, but does he recycle?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 8:49pm
  • Nah, 5:09, I'm certain that it's douchebag guys that are whores; and not only are they whores, but are usually infested with STD's which they pass on to the so-called "sluts" whom they have to get drunk or drug up in order to sleep with them :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 6:44pm
  • Número UNO bitches!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 5:00pm
  • I am Maria. Rosa has AIDS. I will suck cock and clean your house for 20 pesos a week! Just don't tell Immigration Services.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 3:07am
  • i wish my bad 1 liners got on here

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 5:42pm
  • stay classy, south bend

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 12:21am
  • you could take off the bling and stop wearing evergreen perfume...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 7:36pm
  • Well, ho ho ho (as in laughs)! Merry Christmas!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 6:18pm
  • If she's like fucking a xmas tree, that skinny bitch should eat a sammich and buy a damn razor!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 8:48pm
  • @5:13 you are so epically wrong it's scary. Breaking your hymen does not determine your virginity. It's possible to break your hymen doing many things, including regular exercise. That doesn't make you a non-virgin.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 7:34pm
  • I love it in the ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 11:06pm
  • I'm going with stinky Mexican cunt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 7:08am
  • 5:12 it still breaks the hymen so it is losing ur virginity

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 5:13pm
  • Well on one thread I read in here every girl who has a one night stand has been raped.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 7:11pm
  • Well at least you're still a whore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 5:04pm
  • the OP is either a niggah or a stinky Mexican. Not even white trash wear that kind of crap

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 7:07am
  • Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 12:30am
  • Season's Greetings! :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 5:13pm
  • 7:11 that's insane lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 7:15pm
  • What with this Miguel shit ..?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 2:06am
  • I prefer the "walls virginity is mine" one

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 5:05pm
  • I am Rosa. I will clean your house and let you fick my ass for 20 pesos a day!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 3:05am
  • I wanna lose my virginity but I'm not sure how I should go about it, will a dildo work?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 5:10pm
  • Jesus saves 1 corinthians 6:9-11

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 8:42pm
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