it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
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oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
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He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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