Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
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k honestly, stop hating on vaginas. PENISES AREN'T THE FRESHEST MOST TASTEY THING EITHER.
but they are much easier to clean
Better a grilled cheese than a tuna melt!
mmmmmmm breakfast in bed
That is the most graphic thing I've ever heard.
and i'm sure all the gentlemen's balls smell just like roses in the morning so STFU
That is one of the nastiest images I have even seen on TFLN- you are one sick SOB- seek help!
haha yeast infection! can't say i haven't done the same, once you're down there feel bad sayin "holy shit go take a shower"... lots of teethbrushing
Uh ew, I dunno what was wrong with that girl but I've never had that problem with any of the girls I've gone down on in the morning...
That mental image does not appeal... Hahahahaha 10:59, sorry to break it to you but vaginas smell pretty fuckin bad sometimes so get over it.
I was about to eat a pizza but I'm second guessing that action
what do you people have against grilled cheese sandwiches?
i'm still laughing at 12:40. summed up all the gems of tfln perfectly.
dat girl had da clap clap
Ew WTF... I don't know what type of dirty girl youre going down on, but mines nice and fresh in the morning. No 'cheese'
That's disgusting, I hope you bought that girl some soap.
A grilled cheese with one or two pieces of cheese?
God, I just lost five years of my life from the amount of disgust I just felt
eww thats disgusting haha
I consider mine more of a cheesy roast beef, I'll say it, I smuggle the roast beef! Sausage wallet!!
dicks can get really smelly.
leave the vages alone.
Yes it may be a joke.. but it doesnt mean the girl he went down on looked like that
And for everyone who says they havnt had that experience is either a virgin or hasnt gone down on a girl in the morning
I don't know about the filtering process, but this censorship crap is already getting old.
Fuck you. You don't understand why, but FUCK YOU, buddy.
oh shit 12:26 be careful you said "you people" now you might get deleted
Stop going down on sluts maybe...
sick, something's wrong then. i got morning head today and my vag was fine, thanks
your mom is an old boring joke. BURN BABY YEAH!!!!!!!
This is an old joke. Serious question: What is the filtering process at TFLN like?
i thought we were talking about grilled cheese sandwiches, i dont get all the hub bub. They are delicious
Go down on me this instant!
Hahahahah ewww I just threw up in my mouth
its better when they actually have a grilled cheese tattoo
What do you expect, it's been marinading all night
I've never opened a gcs
Old, boring joke. Next!
Old joke is old.\nI want a Grilled Cheese Sandwich now.
new high or new low? i love college. i love this city. does it make me a whore? is it bad that i? i just woke up in a bathroom.
Eeewwww. Can you say yeast infection? That's not normal
I just wanted you to know I went to a bar called Treasure Island on 6th Street in Austin last night and instead of having drink specials on the drink specials board, they had this quote. HAHA
I remember this from an old dirty joke book when iwas in grade school and yeah.... It was lame when I was 8
Awwww fuck sake....
That was nasty. And I've never had such issues with giving some rise and shine licky, licky. Should let her put some water on that thing first. ew. Sometimes vaginas are disgusting.
June 30, 2009 12:36PM I will Go down on you any time you like...
July 1, 2009 8:57AM - I agree!
yeah my 8yr brother told me that one too! key word -8- grow up
LMFAO!!! Almost made me pee a lil bit!!!
Yea... yeast infection all the way. That's nasty, I've never had that "problem".
And yea, guys balls smell like musky sweat sock so quit bitching about us.
It does in the context of "flowback". Implying the "cheese" is sperm from the previous night.
Okay that's an old joke.... and a gross one at that.... FAKE POST
Let her go to the bathroom first, and "refresh" herself. It also removes any bladder pressure. Going down on her first thing in the morning, after a heavy night of sex can get a little ripe.
1:34 if you heard that joke in 1982 then you should grow up and get off tfln.
None of you people use condoms?
Wow that's nasty....not sure what the hell your sleeping with.
Sick!!! Maybe it's the girl...
Especially after a night of drinking, that shit is never right in the A.M. Whatever...I still would have put my face in it.
Only if its fetta cheese!
not to self: If you're gonna make a fake text, you might as well get the joke right
i was eating lunch.... operative word being was, and now my coworkers probably think im balemic
FYL and FML!!! The imagery in my head of opening a grilled cheese sandwich and relating that to a vag, is making want to literally throw up!
hahaha 6/30 12:40 and 4:42.... so true
totally dane cooks joke..
I'm a girl and that's pretty nasty. Flowback anyone? Ewwwwww
"....Sometimes vaginas are disgusting" i agree and i have one
yeah , it is an old joke but dang , that was a HORRIBLE and unexpected visual.Too early , man !
Lol dude, you got that from the radio. Still awesome, though.
and i'm sure all the gentlemen's balls smell just like roses in the morning so STFU
hahhaahahha touche! ball smell is fkn nasty!
Note to self: new high or new low, I love this city? Michael Jackson, i drink too much, homeless person, embarrassing sex.
You ever wonder what an 90 year old pussy looks like? Spread open a grilled cheese and you'll know, FAKE POST!
I'm a girl and eww....not hatin' on girls but no mine never...and if i feel not so fresh I don't let it go down...guys however could have just came from the gym where they ended the two hour sweaty work out wth a huge dump and still ask you to go down on them.NASTY...thats why I insist on a pre-rinse
Anyone who would even BRING a girl home with that stretchy of a vag, is nasty.\n\nSecondly, penises are only bad in the morning IF HE'S DIRTY.\n\nMy boyfriends penis is great. All day, morning, night or afternoon.
That's what you get for a penny whore. Sighhh...
Yah cause balls are doughnuts and ice cream!
It is rather sad that I now want a grilled cheese sandwich.
Note to self: Stop being so lame.
Hey ladies. Hey fellas, and all the people who don't give a shit! Pussys pussy and if its got a little bit of iceing? So fucking what! Harden the fuck up, close your eyes and you will be chundering... before.... you... know it....
Fuck thats sick...
Girls are nasty!!! I wax vaginas and if they don't wash them before seeing me then they arent going to for anyone!
2:04 this has nothing to do with condoms
thank you for that nasty visual
Fake. It's an old joke.
i have some pretty f-ed up conversations, and that was the most disgusting thing i have ever read. and as a female - never had that problem. CLEARLY there was something wrong with her!
Awe seriously? I dont even like kissing in the morning because of morning breath... i can only imagine vaj morning breath
that just put the worst image in my head...
...^^^to go down on a girl...?
Something wrong with her shit... Thats prety sick dude...
there is nothing wrong with GCS they are delicious, with some cottage cheese, maybe some guacamole
hahaha vaj morning breath!!! that's funny i don't care who ya are! there should be no kissing licking sucking or anything in the morning until some refreshing is done on both sides....ever
Have you ever tasted morning vag? Even when there are some gooey strings it still tastes fine. A little sour and bitter but I don't mind!
That's just gross. Why did I vision that?
I was eating lunch. Keyword = WAS. Sick.
what type of cheese?
oh dear god.
yeah not for nothing girls vag's arent like that all
maybe she had something wrong with hers but dont think its the same with other girls hahha
well im never eating grilled cheese again
filtering process SUCKS here.
As my old boss used to say "two good licks and all the smell's gone"
Now accidentally getting a taste of thrush - that is no fun. It's like licking a handful of 9 volt batteries.
true, not true, fake text, real text, i'll never find out because i take good care of my pussy :)
i dont know what you're talking about, whenever i open up a grilled cheese sandwhich i think it looks delicious
just add some tomato soup and enjoy!
just threw up in my mouth. i am SOO glad i'm a straight girl.
I first heard that joke in 1983.
gross..but true..maybe not that true..but it definitely has a new scent..
Women should also pay attention to keeping a clean Asshole too.
hands down, most disgusting thing ive ever heard.
Fake post. Old joke about old ladies. Lame.
whats wrong with grilled cheese?
Thannk you sir for ruining grilled cheeses for me
My boyfriend made you this. Enjoy.\nhttp://i.imgur.com/GUdgR.png