Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
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k honestly, stop hating on vaginas. PENISES AREN'T THE FRESHEST MOST TASTEY THING EITHER.
but they are much easier to clean
Better a grilled cheese than a tuna melt!
mmmmmmm breakfast in bed
That is the most graphic thing I've ever heard.
and i'm sure all the gentlemen's balls smell just like roses in the morning so STFU
haha yeast infection! can't say i haven't done the same, once you're down there feel bad sayin "holy shit go take a shower"... lots of teethbrushing
That is one of the nastiest images I have even seen on TFLN- you are one sick SOB- seek help!
I was about to eat a pizza but I'm second guessing that action
That mental image does not appeal... Hahahahaha 10:59, sorry to break it to you but vaginas smell pretty fuckin bad sometimes so get over it.
what do you people have against grilled cheese sandwiches?
A grilled cheese with one or two pieces of cheese?
i'm still laughing at 12:40. summed up all the gems of tfln perfectly.
Ew WTF... I don't know what type of dirty girl youre going down on, but mines nice and fresh in the morning. No 'cheese'
That's disgusting, I hope you bought that girl some soap.
Uh ew, I dunno what was wrong with that girl but I've never had that problem with any of the girls I've gone down on in the morning...
dat girl had da clap clap
eww thats disgusting haha
God, I just lost five years of my life from the amount of disgust I just felt
Fuck you. You don't understand why, but FUCK YOU, buddy.
dicks can get really smelly.
leave the vages alone.
your mom is an old boring joke. BURN BABY YEAH!!!!!!!
Stop going down on sluts maybe...
I don't know about the filtering process, but this censorship crap is already getting old.
Yes it may be a joke.. but it doesnt mean the girl he went down on looked like that
And for everyone who says they havnt had that experience is either a virgin or hasnt gone down on a girl in the morning
Go down on me this instant!
I consider mine more of a cheesy roast beef, I'll say it, I smuggle the roast beef! Sausage wallet!!
Hahahahah ewww I just threw up in my mouth
This is an old joke. Serious question: What is the filtering process at TFLN like?
oh shit 12:26 be careful you said "you people" now you might get deleted
I've never opened a gcs
its better when they actually have a grilled cheese tattoo
Okay that's an old joke.... and a gross one at that.... FAKE POST
Old, boring joke. Next!
sick, something's wrong then. i got morning head today and my vag was fine, thanks
Old joke is old.\nI want a Grilled Cheese Sandwich now.
i thought we were talking about grilled cheese sandwiches, i dont get all the hub bub. They are delicious
Eeewwww. Can you say yeast infection? That's not normal
June 30, 2009 12:36PM I will Go down on you any time you like...
I remember this from an old dirty joke book when iwas in grade school and yeah.... It was lame when I was 8
yeah my 8yr brother told me that one too! key word -8- grow up
FYL and FML!!! The imagery in my head of opening a grilled cheese sandwich and relating that to a vag, is making want to literally throw up!
What do you expect, it's been marinading all night
I just wanted you to know I went to a bar called Treasure Island on 6th Street in Austin last night and instead of having drink specials on the drink specials board, they had this quote. HAHA
new high or new low? i love college. i love this city. does it make me a whore? is it bad that i? i just woke up in a bathroom.
Awwww fuck sake....
That was nasty. And I've never had such issues with giving some rise and shine licky, licky. Should let her put some water on that thing first. ew. Sometimes vaginas are disgusting.
Yah cause balls are doughnuts and ice cream!
July 1, 2009 8:57AM - I agree!
Yea... yeast infection all the way. That's nasty, I've never had that "problem".
And yea, guys balls smell like musky sweat sock so quit bitching about us.
It does in the context of "flowback". Implying the "cheese" is sperm from the previous night.
Wow that's nasty....not sure what the hell your sleeping with.
Especially after a night of drinking, that shit is never right in the A.M. Whatever...I still would have put my face in it.
LMFAO!!! Almost made me pee a lil bit!!!
Let her go to the bathroom first, and "refresh" herself. It also removes any bladder pressure. Going down on her first thing in the morning, after a heavy night of sex can get a little ripe.
i was eating lunch.... operative word being was, and now my coworkers probably think im balemic
hahaha 6/30 12:40 and 4:42.... so true
Only if its fetta cheese!
not to self: If you're gonna make a fake text, you might as well get the joke right
Fake. It's an old joke.
Lol dude, you got that from the radio. Still awesome, though.
Sick!!! Maybe it's the girl...
1:34 if you heard that joke in 1982 then you should grow up and get off tfln.
None of you people use condoms?
totally dane cooks joke..
I'm a girl and that's pretty nasty. Flowback anyone? Ewwwwww
...^^^to go down on a girl...?
I'm a girl and eww....not hatin' on girls but no mine never...and if i feel not so fresh I don't let it go down...guys however could have just came from the gym where they ended the two hour sweaty work out wth a huge dump and still ask you to go down on them.NASTY...thats why I insist on a pre-rinse
and i'm sure all the gentlemen's balls smell just like roses in the morning so STFU
hahhaahahha touche! ball smell is fkn nasty!
You ever wonder what an 90 year old pussy looks like? Spread open a grilled cheese and you'll know, FAKE POST!
"....Sometimes vaginas are disgusting" i agree and i have one
Anyone who would even BRING a girl home with that stretchy of a vag, is nasty.\n\nSecondly, penises are only bad in the morning IF HE'S DIRTY.\n\nMy boyfriends penis is great. All day, morning, night or afternoon.
That's just gross. Why did I vision that?
yeah , it is an old joke but dang , that was a HORRIBLE and unexpected visual.Too early , man !
Girls are nasty!!! I wax vaginas and if they don't wash them before seeing me then they arent going to for anyone!
That's what you get for a penny whore. Sighhh...
Hey ladies. Hey fellas, and all the people who don't give a shit! Pussys pussy and if its got a little bit of iceing? So fucking what! Harden the fuck up, close your eyes and you will be chundering... before.... you... know it....
Fuck thats sick...
thank you for that nasty visual
that just put the worst image in my head...
Note to self: Stop being so lame.
Awe seriously? I dont even like kissing in the morning because of morning breath... i can only imagine vaj morning breath
hahaha vaj morning breath!!! that's funny i don't care who ya are! there should be no kissing licking sucking or anything in the morning until some refreshing is done on both sides....ever
Note to self: new high or new low, I love this city? Michael Jackson, i drink too much, homeless person, embarrassing sex.
It is rather sad that I now want a grilled cheese sandwich.
what type of cheese?
i have some pretty f-ed up conversations, and that was the most disgusting thing i have ever read. and as a female - never had that problem. CLEARLY there was something wrong with her!
2:04 this has nothing to do with condoms
Have you ever tasted morning vag? Even when there are some gooey strings it still tastes fine. A little sour and bitter but I don't mind!
there is nothing wrong with GCS they are delicious, with some cottage cheese, maybe some guacamole
Something wrong with her shit... Thats prety sick dude...
just threw up in my mouth. i am SOO glad i'm a straight girl.
i dont know what you're talking about, whenever i open up a grilled cheese sandwhich i think it looks delicious
yeah not for nothing girls vag's arent like that all
maybe she had something wrong with hers but dont think its the same with other girls hahha
I was eating lunch. Keyword = WAS. Sick.
well im never eating grilled cheese again
filtering process SUCKS here.
oh dear god.
gross..but true..maybe not that true..but it definitely has a new scent..
As my old boss used to say "two good licks and all the smell's gone"
Now accidentally getting a taste of thrush - that is no fun. It's like licking a handful of 9 volt batteries.
just add some tomato soup and enjoy!
true, not true, fake text, real text, i'll never find out because i take good care of my pussy :)
I first heard that joke in 1983.
Thannk you sir for ruining grilled cheeses for me
Fake post. Old joke about old ladies. Lame.
hands down, most disgusting thing ive ever heard.
Women should also pay attention to keeping a clean Asshole too.
whats wrong with grilled cheese?
My boyfriend made you this. Enjoy.\nhttp://i.imgur.com/GUdgR.png