Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
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Better a grilled cheese than a tuna melt!
k honestly, stop hating on vaginas. PENISES AREN'T THE FRESHEST MOST TASTEY THING EITHER.
but they are much easier to clean
That is the most graphic thing I've ever heard.
mmmmmmm breakfast in bed
and i'm sure all the gentlemen's balls smell just like roses in the morning so STFU
haha yeast infection! can't say i haven't done the same, once you're down there feel bad sayin "holy shit go take a shower"... lots of teethbrushing
I was about to eat a pizza but I'm second guessing that action
That is one of the nastiest images I have even seen on TFLN- you are one sick SOB- seek help!
That mental image does not appeal... Hahahahaha 10:59, sorry to break it to you but vaginas smell pretty fuckin bad sometimes so get over it.
what do you people have against grilled cheese sandwiches?
Ew WTF... I don't know what type of dirty girl youre going down on, but mines nice and fresh in the morning. No 'cheese'
That's disgusting, I hope you bought that girl some soap.
A grilled cheese with one or two pieces of cheese?
i'm still laughing at 12:40. summed up all the gems of tfln perfectly.
dat girl had da clap clap
eww thats disgusting haha
God, I just lost five years of my life from the amount of disgust I just felt
Fuck you. You don't understand why, but FUCK YOU, buddy.
dicks can get really smelly.
leave the vages alone.
I consider mine more of a cheesy roast beef, I'll say it, I smuggle the roast beef! Sausage wallet!!
Hahahahah ewww I just threw up in my mouth
your mom is an old boring joke. BURN BABY YEAH!!!!!!!
I don't know about the filtering process, but this censorship crap is already getting old.
This is an old joke. Serious question: What is the filtering process at TFLN like?
Stop going down on sluts maybe...
Yes it may be a joke.. but it doesnt mean the girl he went down on looked like that
And for everyone who says they havnt had that experience is either a virgin or hasnt gone down on a girl in the morning
Uh ew, I dunno what was wrong with that girl but I've never had that problem with any of the girls I've gone down on in the morning...
I've never opened a gcs
oh shit 12:26 be careful you said "you people" now you might get deleted
its better when they actually have a grilled cheese tattoo
Old, boring joke. Next!
Go down on me this instant!
i thought we were talking about grilled cheese sandwiches, i dont get all the hub bub. They are delicious
Okay that's an old joke.... and a gross one at that.... FAKE POST
Eeewwww. Can you say yeast infection? That's not normal
Old joke is old.\nI want a Grilled Cheese Sandwich now.
yeah my 8yr brother told me that one too! key word -8- grow up
June 30, 2009 12:36PM I will Go down on you any time you like...
I just wanted you to know I went to a bar called Treasure Island on 6th Street in Austin last night and instead of having drink specials on the drink specials board, they had this quote. HAHA
new high or new low? i love college. i love this city. does it make me a whore? is it bad that i? i just woke up in a bathroom.
FYL and FML!!! The imagery in my head of opening a grilled cheese sandwich and relating that to a vag, is making want to literally throw up!
It does in the context of "flowback". Implying the "cheese" is sperm from the previous night.
I remember this from an old dirty joke book when iwas in grade school and yeah.... It was lame when I was 8
Yah cause balls are doughnuts and ice cream!
sick, something's wrong then. i got morning head today and my vag was fine, thanks
Yea... yeast infection all the way. That's nasty, I've never had that "problem".
And yea, guys balls smell like musky sweat sock so quit bitching about us.
Awwww fuck sake....
That was nasty. And I've never had such issues with giving some rise and shine licky, licky. Should let her put some water on that thing first. ew. Sometimes vaginas are disgusting.
What do you expect, it's been marinading all night
i was eating lunch.... operative word being was, and now my coworkers probably think im balemic
July 1, 2009 8:57AM - I agree!
Especially after a night of drinking, that shit is never right in the A.M. Whatever...I still would have put my face in it.
Wow that's nasty....not sure what the hell your sleeping with.
Let her go to the bathroom first, and "refresh" herself. It also removes any bladder pressure. Going down on her first thing in the morning, after a heavy night of sex can get a little ripe.
LMFAO!!! Almost made me pee a lil bit!!!
Only if its fetta cheese!
hahaha 6/30 12:40 and 4:42.... so true
Lol dude, you got that from the radio. Still awesome, though.
Fake. It's an old joke.
1:34 if you heard that joke in 1982 then you should grow up and get off tfln.
totally dane cooks joke..
None of you people use condoms?
not to self: If you're gonna make a fake text, you might as well get the joke right
Sick!!! Maybe it's the girl...
"....Sometimes vaginas are disgusting" i agree and i have one
...^^^to go down on a girl...?
Girls are nasty!!! I wax vaginas and if they don't wash them before seeing me then they arent going to for anyone!
Hey ladies. Hey fellas, and all the people who don't give a shit! Pussys pussy and if its got a little bit of iceing? So fucking what! Harden the fuck up, close your eyes and you will be chundering... before.... you... know it....
Fuck thats sick...
I'm a girl and eww....not hatin' on girls but no mine never...and if i feel not so fresh I don't let it go down...guys however could have just came from the gym where they ended the two hour sweaty work out wth a huge dump and still ask you to go down on them.NASTY...thats why I insist on a pre-rinse
That's just gross. Why did I vision that?
That's what you get for a penny whore. Sighhh...
Anyone who would even BRING a girl home with that stretchy of a vag, is nasty.\n\nSecondly, penises are only bad in the morning IF HE'S DIRTY.\n\nMy boyfriends penis is great. All day, morning, night or afternoon.
I'm a girl and that's pretty nasty. Flowback anyone? Ewwwwww
yeah , it is an old joke but dang , that was a HORRIBLE and unexpected visual.Too early , man !
You ever wonder what an 90 year old pussy looks like? Spread open a grilled cheese and you'll know, FAKE POST!
and i'm sure all the gentlemen's balls smell just like roses in the morning so STFU
hahhaahahha touche! ball smell is fkn nasty!
Note to self: Stop being so lame.
thank you for that nasty visual
that just put the worst image in my head...
Awe seriously? I dont even like kissing in the morning because of morning breath... i can only imagine vaj morning breath
what type of cheese?
Note to self: new high or new low, I love this city? Michael Jackson, i drink too much, homeless person, embarrassing sex.
It is rather sad that I now want a grilled cheese sandwich.
i have some pretty f-ed up conversations, and that was the most disgusting thing i have ever read. and as a female - never had that problem. CLEARLY there was something wrong with her!
hahaha vaj morning breath!!! that's funny i don't care who ya are! there should be no kissing licking sucking or anything in the morning until some refreshing is done on both sides....ever
2:04 this has nothing to do with condoms
Have you ever tasted morning vag? Even when there are some gooey strings it still tastes fine. A little sour and bitter but I don't mind!
there is nothing wrong with GCS they are delicious, with some cottage cheese, maybe some guacamole
Something wrong with her shit... Thats prety sick dude...
i dont know what you're talking about, whenever i open up a grilled cheese sandwhich i think it looks delicious
yeah not for nothing girls vag's arent like that all
maybe she had something wrong with hers but dont think its the same with other girls hahha
I was eating lunch. Keyword = WAS. Sick.
just threw up in my mouth. i am SOO glad i'm a straight girl.
well im never eating grilled cheese again
filtering process SUCKS here.
oh dear god.
As my old boss used to say "two good licks and all the smell's gone"
Now accidentally getting a taste of thrush - that is no fun. It's like licking a handful of 9 volt batteries.
gross..but true..maybe not that true..but it definitely has a new scent..
true, not true, fake text, real text, i'll never find out because i take good care of my pussy :)
just add some tomato soup and enjoy!
I first heard that joke in 1983.
whats wrong with grilled cheese?
Women should also pay attention to keeping a clean Asshole too.
Fake post. Old joke about old ladies. Lame.
Thannk you sir for ruining grilled cheeses for me
hands down, most disgusting thing ive ever heard.
My boyfriend made you this. Enjoy.\nhttp://i.imgur.com/GUdgR.png