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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:04pm

    and i'm sure all the gentlemen's balls smell just like roses in the morning so STFU

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:59pm

    k honestly, stop hating on vaginas. PENISES AREN'T THE FRESHEST MOST TASTEY THING EITHER.

    • 65 83
      Submitted by 703_Repin on Mar 19, 10 at 10:44pm

      but they are much easier to clean

  • 98 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:26pm

    what do you people have against grilled cheese sandwiches?

  • 95 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:24pm

    mmmmmmm breakfast in bed

  • 86 67
    Submitted by mintyshake on May 18, 10 at 3:54pm

    That is one of the nastiest images I have even seen on TFLN- you are one sick SOB- seek help!

  • 84 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:03pm

    Wow that's nasty....not sure what the hell your sleeping with.

  • 88 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 3:23am

    Ew WTF... I don't know what type of dirty girl youre going down on, but mines nice and fresh in the morning. No 'cheese' That's disgusting, I hope you bought that girl some soap.

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    Submitted by superfly on Jan 30, 10 at 11:39am

    Better a grilled cheese than a tuna melt!

  • 86 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:29pm

    oh shit 12:26 be careful you said "you people" now you might get deleted

  • 79 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:17pm

    i thought we were talking about grilled cheese sandwiches, i dont get all the hub bub. They are delicious

  • 74 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 12:33am

    I was about to eat a pizza but I'm second guessing that action

  • 86 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 7:38am

    Hey ladies. Hey fellas, and all the people who don't give a shit! Pussys pussy and if its got a little bit of iceing? So fucking what! Harden the fuck up, close your eyes and you will be chundering... before.... you... know it.... Fuck thats sick...

  • 75 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 9:15am

    That is the most graphic thing I've ever heard.

  • 72 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:28pm

    "....Sometimes vaginas are disgusting" i agree and i have one

  • 71 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:10pm

    I don't know about the filtering process, but this censorship crap is already getting old.

  • 67 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 10:09am

    haha yeast infection! can't say i haven't done the same, once you're down there feel bad sayin "holy shit go take a shower"... lots of teethbrushing

  • 73 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 1:55am

    I'm a girl and eww....not hatin' on girls but no mine never...and if i feel not so fresh I don't let it go down...guys however could have just came from the gym where they ended the two hour sweaty work out wth a huge dump and still ask you to go down on them.NASTY...thats why I insist on a pre-rinse

  • 74 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:27pm

    Let her go to the bathroom first, and "refresh" herself. It also removes any bladder pressure. Going down on her first thing in the morning, after a heavy night of sex can get a little ripe.

  • 78 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 8:42pm

    What do you expect, it's been marinading all night

  • 68 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:43pm

    i'm still laughing at 12:40. summed up all the gems of tfln perfectly.

  • 80 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 5:23am

    I've never opened a gcs

  • 72 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:14pm

    Yes it may be a joke.. but it doesnt mean the girl he went down on looked like that And for everyone who says they havnt had that experience is either a virgin or hasnt gone down on a girl in the morning

  • 76 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 6:25am

    Stop going down on sluts maybe...

  • 66 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:18pm

    Old, boring joke. Next!

  • 70 74
    Submitted by nwoldu18 on Nov 29, 10 at 12:27am

    That's just gross. Why did I vision that?

  • 69 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:22pm

    dicks can get really smelly. leave the vages alone.

  • 67 70
    Submitted by sunnyabrooke on Dec 6, 10 at 8:30pm

    Anyone who would even BRING a girl home with that stretchy of a vag, is nasty.\n\nSecondly, penises are only bad in the morning IF HE'S DIRTY.\n\nMy boyfriends penis is great. All day, morning, night or afternoon.

  • 68 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:59am

    You ever wonder what an 90 year old pussy looks like? Spread open a grilled cheese and you'll know, FAKE POST!

  • 63 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:04pm

    This is an old joke. Serious question: What is the filtering process at TFLN like?

  • 63 63
    Submitted by BonG_HitS on Jul 21, 10 at 2:54pm

    That mental image does not appeal... Hahahahaha 10:59, sorry to break it to you but vaginas smell pretty fuckin bad sometimes so get over it.

  • 62 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:29pm

    hahaha 6/30 12:40 and 4:42.... so true

  • 69 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:23pm

    that just put the worst image in my head...

  • 65 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:23pm

    It does in the context of "flowback". Implying the "cheese" is sperm from the previous night.

  • 68 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:25pm

    thank you for that nasty visual

  • 60 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:20pm

    your mom is an old boring joke. BURN BABY YEAH!!!!!!!

  • 64 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:34pm

    eww thats disgusting haha

  • 70 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:33pm

    Awwww fuck sake.... That was nasty. And I've never had such issues with giving some rise and shine licky, licky. Should let her put some water on that thing first. ew. Sometimes vaginas are disgusting.

  • 72 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:25pm

    Uh ew, I dunno what was wrong with that girl but I've never had that problem with any of the girls I've gone down on in the morning...

  • 57 57
    Submitted by Andikins on Apr 11, 11 at 2:29am

    Lol dude, you got that from the radio. Still awesome, though.

  • 75 94
    Submitted by mybizzy on Apr 16, 10 at 1:43am

    Eeewwww. Can you say yeast infection? That's not normal

  • 65 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:44pm

    what type of cheese?

  • 71 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 12:02am

    yeah not for nothing girls vag's arent like that all maybe she had something wrong with hers but dont think its the same with other girls hahha

  • 68 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:32pm

    Something wrong with her shit... Thats prety sick dude...

  • 58 62
    Submitted by money_shot on May 31, 10 at 10:24pm

    sickkkkk haaa

  • 65 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 1:12am

    God, I just lost five years of my life from the amount of disgust I just felt

  • 59 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:14pm

    filtering process SUCKS here.

  • 64 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:41pm

    yeah , it is an old joke but dang , that was a HORRIBLE and unexpected visual.Too early , man !

  • 64 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 2:57am

    Fuck you. You don't understand why, but FUCK YOU, buddy.

  • 63 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:06pm

    ...^^^to go down on a girl...?

  • 73 95
    Submitted by Snix on Jan 29, 10 at 5:21am

    Old joke is old.\nI want a Grilled Cheese Sandwich now.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:55pm

    yeah my 8yr brother told me that one too! key word -8- grow up

  • 61 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:22pm

    2:04 this has nothing to do with condoms

  • 52 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 7:19pm

    A grilled cheese with one or two pieces of cheese?

  • 62 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 12:59am

    June 30, 2009 12:36PM I will Go down on you any time you like...

  • 56 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:25pm

    Hahahahah ewww I just threw up in my mouth

  • 60 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 6:49am

    July 1, 2009 8:57AM - I agree!

  • 65 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:12pm

    just threw up in my mouth. i am SOO glad i'm a straight girl.

  • 62 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:26pm

    Note to self: Stop being so lame.

  • 61 76
    Submitted by Violetta_Alexis on Sep 22, 10 at 2:03am

    Especially after a night of drinking, that shit is never right in the A.M. Whatever...I still would have put my face in it.

  • 68 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:29am

    Yah cause balls are doughnuts and ice cream!

  • 71 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:11pm

    It is rather sad that I now want a grilled cheese sandwich.

  • 58 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:04pm

    None of you people use condoms?

  • 65 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:42pm

    i was eating lunch.... operative word being was, and now my coworkers probably think im balemic

  • 64 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 9:54pm

    I just wanted you to know I went to a bar called Treasure Island on 6th Street in Austin last night and instead of having drink specials on the drink specials board, they had this quote. HAHA

  • 53 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:45pm

    I'm a girl and that's pretty nasty. Flowback anyone? Ewwwwww

  • 57 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:40pm

    Note to self: new high or new low, I love this city? Michael Jackson, i drink too much, homeless person, embarrassing sex.

  • 49 57
    Submitted by amw88 on Apr 23, 11 at 10:49pm

    Girls are nasty!!! I wax vaginas and if they don't wash them before seeing me then they arent going to for anyone!

  • 58 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:40pm

    sick, something's wrong then. i got morning head today and my vag was fine, thanks

  • 56 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:42pm

    new high or new low? i love college. i love this city. does it make me a whore? is it bad that i? i just woke up in a bathroom.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:13am

    hands down, most disgusting thing ive ever heard.

  • 55 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:22pm

    LMFAO!!! Almost made me pee a lil bit!!!

  • 62 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:25pm

    Okay that's an old joke.... and a gross one at that.... FAKE POST

  • 58 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:41pm

    Awe seriously? I dont even like kissing in the morning because of morning breath... i can only imagine vaj morning breath

  • 55 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:15pm

    Yea... yeast infection all the way. That's nasty, I've never had that "problem". And yea, guys balls smell like musky sweat sock so quit bitching about us.

  • 58 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:57pm

    not to self: If you're gonna make a fake text, you might as well get the joke right

  • 61 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:31pm

    FYL and FML!!! The imagery in my head of opening a grilled cheese sandwich and relating that to a vag, is making want to literally throw up!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:16pm

    its better when they actually have a grilled cheese tattoo

  • 58 83
    Submitted by Degu_Boy on May 18, 10 at 2:12am

    That's what you get for a penny whore. Sighhh...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:15pm

    gross..but true..maybe not that true..but it definitely has a new scent..

  • 49 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:55pm

    dat girl had da clap clap

  • 52 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:59pm

    Only if its fetta cheese!

  • 58 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:09pm

    totally dane cooks joke..

  • 52 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 4:56pm

    true, not true, fake text, real text, i'll never find out because i take good care of my pussy :)

  • 58 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:36pm

    i have some pretty f-ed up conversations, and that was the most disgusting thing i have ever read. and as a female - never had that problem. CLEARLY there was something wrong with her!

  • 52 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 3:28am

    and i'm sure all the gentlemen's balls smell just like roses in the morning so STFU hahhaahahha touche! ball smell is fkn nasty!

  • 56 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:42pm

    there is nothing wrong with GCS they are delicious, with some cottage cheese, maybe some guacamole

  • 51 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:10am

    well im never eating grilled cheese again

  • 57 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:39pm

    I remember this from an old dirty joke book when iwas in grade school and yeah.... It was lame when I was 8

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:58am

    whats wrong with grilled cheese?

  • 57 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:56pm

    I consider mine more of a cheesy roast beef, I'll say it, I smuggle the roast beef! Sausage wallet!!

  • 43 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 3:14pm

    I was eating lunch. Keyword = WAS. Sick.

  • 49 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:26pm

    oh dear god. one word; vomit.

  • 56 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:36pm

    Go down on me this instant!

  • 57 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 8:40pm

    Women should also pay attention to keeping a clean Asshole too.

  • 54 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:24pm

    As my old boss used to say "two good licks and all the smell's gone" Now accidentally getting a taste of thrush - that is no fun. It's like licking a handful of 9 volt batteries.

  • 41 62
    Submitted by StankyBritches52 on Apr 28, 11 at 8:35pm

    i dont know what you're talking about, whenever i open up a grilled cheese sandwhich i think it looks delicious

  • 45 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:37pm

    Sick!!! Maybe it's the girl...

  • 38 60
    Submitted by insigniazero on Oct 12, 11 at 8:02pm

    My boyfriend made you this. Enjoy.\nhttp://i.imgur.com/GUdgR.png

  • 52 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:27pm

    I first heard that joke in 1983.

  • 51 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 8:57am

    hahaha vaj morning breath!!! that's funny i don't care who ya are! there should be no kissing licking sucking or anything in the morning until some refreshing is done on both sides....ever

  • 47 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:31pm

    just add some tomato soup and enjoy!

  • 44 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:21pm

    1:34 if you heard that joke in 1982 then you should grow up and get off tfln.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:47pm

    Have you ever tasted morning vag? Even when there are some gooey strings it still tastes fine. A little sour and bitter but I don't mind!

  • 33 59
    Submitted by burnttoast on Jan 26, 12 at 8:01pm

    Thannk you sir for ruining grilled cheeses for me

  • 50 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:43pm

    Fake post. Old joke about old ladies. Lame.

  • 47 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 6:04pm

    Fake. It's an old joke.