plz talk dirty to me
Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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