College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
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Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
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I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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