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  • 36 14
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 8:40pm
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    hipster grifter wannabe. read gawker + post to tfln = FAIL

  • 31 12
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 8:01pm
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    somehow 'cute' does not seem like an appropriate response

  • 30 16
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 7:47pm
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    i thought this was cute. never heard it before.

  • 29 17
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 10:33pm
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    Throw a hotdog down my hallway!!

  • 30 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 6:32pm
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    HIPSTER GRIFTER COPYCAT.

  • 28 16
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 9:19pm
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    Kari Ferrell, is that you?

  • 30 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 3:15pm
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    definite fail. and fallacy. is this person 13?

  • 29 19
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 11:47pm
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    what will you do with a reach around

  • 27 16
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 2:56pm
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    that'd be awesome if she sent that to her boss or a guy friend thats been trying to get (at best) a wicked handy-j...hello nurse!

  • 26 17
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 11:49pm
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    everyone has their own forte

  • 24 14
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 6:54pm
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    does she give a good hot mom-job?

  • 24 16
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 2:03am
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    Actually, I heard that expression long before the "hipster grifter" story came out. Even she wasn't original.

  • 25 19
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 4:45pm
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    try again buddy. another loser already coined that one.

  • 24 18
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 8:49pm
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    Eastbound and Down much? :\

  • 26 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 1:48pm
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    You stay classy, DC!

  • 21 17
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 8:48pm
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    Um, I love you and your idea of and job... No need for lotion this way.

  • 22 21
    Submitted by boolou on Jul 21, 10 at 2:06am
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    Vagina blowjob??

  • 25 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 12:49pm
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    I bet this phone's ringer is set to a theme song from a nationally syndicated TV show from the late 70's/early 80's.

  • 19 18
    Submitted by blueEyes87 on Jan 29, 10 at 6:23pm
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    Well than it would be considered a blow job not a hand job. DUH!!!

  • 21 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 11:59am
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    Of course they would be from DC. And It's only funny when said by the Hipster Grifter.

  • 20 21
    Submitted by livevetica on Mar 18, 10 at 4:03pm
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    This is Exactly How Cavemen Invented The BJ.

  • 21 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 5:11pm
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    This is totally John Eagan.

  • 13 10
    Submitted by frommetoyou on May 25, 11 at 1:43am
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    I agree: not cute at all.

  • 12 15
    Submitted by iFagatron on Jun 8, 10 at 1:07pm
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    Cleaver stuff ;D

  • 11 20
    Submitted by victor5711 on Jun 20, 10 at 2:20am
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    Now...THAT'S talent!!!

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