I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
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Eastbound and Down much? :\
definite fail. and fallacy. is this person 13?
hipster grifter wannabe. read gawker + post to tfln = FAIL
Actually, I heard that expression long before the "hipster grifter" story came out. Even she wasn't original.
i thought this was cute. never heard it before.
what will you do with a reach around
that'd be awesome if she sent that to her boss or a guy friend thats been trying to get (at best) a wicked handy-j...hello nurse!
somehow 'cute' does not seem like an appropriate response
try again buddy. another loser already coined that one.
Um, I love you and your idea of and job...
No need for lotion this way.
does she give a good hot mom-job?
Throw a hotdog down my hallway!!
Kari Ferrell, is that you?
everyone has their own forte
Well than it would be considered a blow job not a hand job. DUH!!!
You stay classy, DC!
HIPSTER GRIFTER COPYCAT.
I bet this phone's ringer is set to a theme song from a nationally syndicated TV show from the late 70's/early 80's.
Cleaver stuff ;D
Of course they would be from DC. And It's only funny when said by the Hipster Grifter.
I agree: not cute at all.
This is Exactly How Cavemen Invented The BJ.
This is totally John Eagan.