I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
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Eastbound and Down much? :\
Actually, I heard that expression long before the "hipster grifter" story came out. Even she wasn't original.
hipster grifter wannabe. read gawker + post to tfln = FAIL
definite fail. and fallacy. is this person 13?
i thought this was cute. never heard it before.
what will you do with a reach around
somehow 'cute' does not seem like an appropriate response
try again buddy. another loser already coined that one.
that'd be awesome if she sent that to her boss or a guy friend thats been trying to get (at best) a wicked handy-j...hello nurse!
does she give a good hot mom-job?
Um, I love you and your idea of and job...
No need for lotion this way.
Throw a hotdog down my hallway!!
Kari Ferrell, is that you?
everyone has their own forte
Well than it would be considered a blow job not a hand job. DUH!!!
I bet this phone's ringer is set to a theme song from a nationally syndicated TV show from the late 70's/early 80's.
HIPSTER GRIFTER COPYCAT.
Cleaver stuff ;D
You stay classy, DC!
I agree: not cute at all.
Of course they would be from DC. And It's only funny when said by the Hipster Grifter.
This is Exactly How Cavemen Invented The BJ.
This is totally John Eagan.