New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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