I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Damn victory sex feels great
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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