the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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