Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
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Jerry's an asshole.
better than the curious seamen.
The Sailor is not for the weak. Dark 'n Stormies FTW
Sailor Jerry is a fisher of men, a brother in arms, and hooker of booze. How dare you speak I'll of the good sailor.
Sounds like someone can't handle their liquor.
For a second I thought he meant the tattoo artist and not the rum. I was like '...the fuck does he have to do with anything?'
Sailors has created some great nights for me.
SJ sux. Try Blackheart. Its awesome.
kraken is better than both lol
RELEASE THE KRAKEN
Kraken devours sailor's, captains, and admirals alike. Fear the Kraken.